We three, though of separate ancestry, join in brotherhood here, combining strength and purpose, to relieve the present crisis. We will perform our duty to the Emperor and protect the common folk of the land. We dare not hope to be together always but hereby vow to die the selfsame day. Let shining heaven above and the fruitful land below bear witness to our resolve. May heaven and man scourge whosoever fails this vow.

Oath of the Peach Garden

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.

Jean Giraudoux

Behind every successful man, there's a woman rolling her eyes.

Behind every successful woman, there's a cat rolling its eyes.

A woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Oscar Wilde

Walking on water and writing software to specification is easy, if they are frozen.